This made so much sense at the beginning

My Own Private Idaho

Just a ride, Mike. I don't make anything. What, you think that I sell your body while you are asleep?

Look Mike, sandwiches!

So you didn't have a normal dog?

It's when you start doing things for free, you grow wings.

Wake up! Wipe the slugs off your face - get ready for a new day.

My dad doesn't know that I'm just a kid. He thinks I'm a threat.

[whoooa] This movie allows Keanu to explore a whole new side of his acting abilities: his homosexual side. It is a pretty good movie; kind of strange. Didn’t really hold my attention too much. There is a great shot of Keanu on the cover of a gay magazine.


[whoooa] Naked men. This is what the world needs more of, naked men. The world needs more of these cute naked men onscreen. Sure, that was not the point of this movie. We’ve got some Henry IV, narcolepsy, and some MPL, too. And a good movie. I’ll continue to focus on my favorite aspect of this movie. Can you guess what it is? That’s right. Those dastardly naked men. Naked men in Oregon. Naked men in Idaho. Naked men here, there & everywhere. If it weren’t raining giant houses when we ejaculate, it could be said it was raining men. Hallelujah.



James RussoRichard Waters
River PhoenixMike Waters
Tom PetersonBit Part (uncredited)

You're the expert. I just work here. — speed