This made so much sense at the beginning


You've waited 20 years for me; what's another 20 seconds?

Why aren't you a peach!

Constantine. John Constantine, asshole.

Definitely, mostly, not about the girl.

[whoa] Oh, ‘tis a sad, sad day when Rachel Weisz and Keanu collaborate on a movie that is filled with as much potential as their first collaboration (“Chain Reaction”) and yet does not even rise to the level of quality as that. Yes, “Constantine” is filled with potential: a good cast, a comic book hero, a weapons supplier with one of those cow-moo shakers. I would really love to even like this movie, but I just cannot.



Constantine ('06)

We're gonna need guns... lots of guns. — matrix