Keanuthon

(other guy: Hey kid. Let me get you a drink. Whattya have?) Ginger ale. (og: And?) Tequila? Tequila. Tequila.

95% of all the people murdered are murdered by somebody they know. You know anybody here?

I bought some information with my last $4.25.

We're probably missing out on some really good ethnic food, if we just look around.

I don't even know anybody named Tito.

I won't get weird.

[whoooooa!] This is the real life drama of a high school geek who got in over his head with the prom queen in a bad part of town. OK, not really. This is a wonderful tongue-in-cheek comedy about a high school geek who got in over his head with the prom queen in a bad part of town. This movie is not the original reason why we ‘Thon, but it is one of them that really keeps bringing us back.

Jeff

[whoooooa!] ‘Thon me. This is it. A classic no matter how you look at it. Spawned “The Keanu.” While still a teen (at the ripe young age of 24), Keanu manages to finally shed that first T (as in “Troubled Teen”) – sure he’ll get all “Troubled” for a couple of more movies after this one, but what a gloriously un“Troubled” teen he doth make here. What sounds like a retread (geek gets to go out with the most popular girl in school and everything goes terribly wrong, in a funny way) manages to turn into fabulousness (real word, really). Whether it be the out of sequence/in sequence time structure, the brushes with the right & wrong sides of the law, or the whatever – it all seems to work all too well. Perfectly timed comedic performance from Keanu. “Are we going to talk? Or are we going to rock?”

Matt