The Replacements

[whoooooa!]

Come on. Group hug!
Come on. Group hug!

It would "not be good at all" if, "for some reason", you missed this "fine film" which will give you "more of a bright, goofy" good time then any "terribly cheesy love" ever could "and it is worth noting" fans aren't kidding "about this"; so "amazingly wonderful", you'll "ask for more" (or at least "some more").

The score.
I don't want to be remembered at all.
Go ahead. I'm just going to stay here for a minute and collect my thoughts.
Didn't anybody have anything better to do that day?
See the white yacht with the satellite dish? I'm the old houseboat next to it covered in seagull shit.
You were petrified?

[whoooooa!] Definitely not a "good" movie, but, in my mind, one of the great ones. You know that "what 5 movies would you take on a desert island" question? This would be one of my 5. One of my favorite movies. Ever.

[whoooooa!] This is not exactly fine film material; it ends up feeling like more of a bright, goofy sports/music video than an actual movie, and yet this is a HUGE Keanuthon favorite. Maybe it's Keanu's sincere, honest turn as a retired football player, maybe it's the solid, funny supporting cast, maybe it's the Gloria Gaynor right when we need her; whatever it is, it's great and we love it.

[whoooooa!] Ahh, what to write about this movie... it is one of those movies that really should not be good at all. It is a cheesy, overdone, sappy sports movie. And yet, for some reason (most likely because it stars Keanu Reeves) this movie is amazingly wonderful. It has moments of hilarity, moments of action, and a moment of a terribly cheesy love scene: who can ask for more? Here's some more: there are also some great quotes in this movie. The supporting cast is excellent, and it is worth noting that Keanu took a pay cut just so that the production company would have enough money to pay Gene Hackman. Now that is dedication to the craft.

Cast

Shane "Footsteps" Falco
Keanu Reeves
Brooke Langton
Annabelle Farrell
Gene Hackman
Jimmy McGinty
Orlando Jones
Clifford Franklin
Ace Yonamine
Jumbo
Jack Warden
Edward O'Neil
Jon Favreau
Daniel Bateman
David Denman
Brian Murphy
Delaney Williams
Todd (of Bob, Rob and Todd) (uncredited)

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