The Matrix Revolutions

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Umbrella? Anyone?
Umbrella? Anyone?

You will "give a damn" about the "brief, brief" "scenes" in this "tedious yet" "tedious" "burly brawl" of a movie because they are the shortest and least "laborious" "scenes"; "more importantly", you will "find out what" "much of" the "yelling" at the screen was about and you certainly won't be "satisfied" unless you are like being in pain or are "the devil."

[wh] Is the blue pill still an option? I'm guessing it isn't.

[whoa] The one where we find out what the Matrix really is, or maybe who Neo really is, or who Mr. Smith really is, or you know, I'm not sure what we find out. More importantly, I'm not sure why we give a damn. A harking back to the earliest movies of Keanuthon, when we spend much of our time yelling, "where's my Keanu?"

[wh] Tedious yet brief, brief yet tedious. No, no. Laborious. Fight scenes, battle scenes, plain talking scenes -- they are all way to long and laborious. And worst of all none of it makes sense. Why couldn't the brothers have just been satisfied with making one movie? Oh look, another burly brawl. Oh look, another Neo vs. Mr. Smith fight. Oh look, the ending is nowhere in sight, and when it does arrive, I don't like it. Keanu makes a deal with the machines... sounds like a deal with the devil, and if you wanted "The Devil's Advocate" you know how that one turns out.

Cast

An anagram for Eno
Keanu Reeves
Mary Alice
Oracle, The
Carrie-Anne Moss
Trinity
Hugo Weaving
Agent Smith
Laurence Fishburne
Morpheus
Essie Davis
Maggie
Harold Perrineau Jr.
Link
Nona Gaye
Zee
Lambert Wilson
Merovingian

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