Not So Private (or clothed)

"No real road" could follow boasters' "favorite aspect" of this "dastardly" "esoteric piece loosely based on" the "homosexual side" of "lying naked in bed"; even cinephiles "general wanderings" "explore a whole new side" of a "kind of strange" as everyone "deemed a" "great shot" of "what the world needs more of" ("a gay magazine") to be "not the point."

[whoooa] This movie allows Keanu to explore a whole new side of his acting abilities: his homosexual side. It is a pretty good movie; kind of strange. Didn't really hold my attention too much. There is a great shot of Keanu on the cover of a gay magazine.

Jeff

[whoooa] Keanu and River Phoenix in an esoteric piece loosely based on Henry IV. Deemed a "road movie," but there's no real road, just the general wanderings of our heroes, or anti-heroes, if you will. Keanu is beautiful both delivering Shakespeare lines and lying naked in bed with River.

Carla

[whoooa] Naked men. This is what the world needs more of, naked men. The world needs more of these cute naked men onscreen. Sure, that was not the point of this movie. We've got some Henry IV, narcolepsy, and some MPL, too. And a good movie. I'll continue to focus on my favorite aspect of this movie. Can you guess what it is? That's right. Those dastardly naked men. Naked men in Oregon. Naked men in Idaho. Naked men here, there & everywhere. If it weren't raining giant houses when we ejaculate, it could be said it was raining men. Hallelujah.

Matt