Parry on, dude.

Fans rave: "Come hither" "everyone's breasts", "money spent on costumes", "crazy drunken boxing", "good editor", and "acting lessons"! because none of you "haven't ever gotten" a "bit part" in the "schemes concocted by a scheming, slimy, over-acting" "aficionados" who declare this "drive-in delight" a "wonder of the cinema"; when really it is just a "wig" for the "whole lot more" that is "barely in it."

[whoa] Really haven't ever gotten into watching this one. Keanu is barely in it at all, except for a sword fighting scene at the end, that no doubt some "The Matrix" fan will point out is foreshadowing for his crazy drunken boxing kung-fu fighting sci-fi days to come. But really, it isn't. Some movie aficionados might say this movie is a wonder of the cinema, but really this movie needs a whole lot more Keanu.

Jeff

[whoa] It's really not clear why Keanu wanted to be in this movie. All he gets is a bit part as a music teacher, caught up, as the other bit players are, in the various schemes concocted by a scheming, slimy, over-acting John Malkovich and a scheming, slimy, over-acting Glenn Close. Maybe all the money spent on costumes for this bloated period piece could have gone into a good editor. Or acting lessons for Uma Thurman.

Carla

[whoa] We get to see almost everyone's breasts in this but Keanu's. What kind of justice is there in such a film? Granted this does make a nice 1989 historical double feature with "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure" - but outside of this drive-in delight, what is our Keanuthonic motivation? A good swordfight scene, sure. Many come hither looks. Everyone wearing a wig. Wait. I've yet to list any good motivation. Still thinking. Although it used to be Casey's favorite movie, still may have to get back to you on this one.

Matt