Avengeably yours

"At the end" (after you "watch the entire movie") it "isn't all bad", but it'll make you feel like you've been "hired as a hitman" and eaten "wandering" "Oats" while being "dry-humped in the leg" (in your "hole in the leg"); as you could imagine, this "strange sex" will "creep you out" (even if you are the "creepiest hitman") because it is "definitely creepy" (or at least "a little creepy").

[whooa] Keanu appears at the end of this movie as a hired killer. Unfortunately you have to watch the entire movie just to see a little bit of Keanu. Fortunately, at the end, he is pretty good. The movie isn't all that bad, but there is just so little Keanu. It is definitely creepy with some strange sex scenes.

Jeff

[whoa] This is a movie based on a true story, in which Keanu shows up at the very end because he's hired as a hitman to kill some guy lying in bed.* His brief appearance just can't redeem this violent, hard-to-follow, wandering movie. Watch for: Ellen Barkin getting dry-humped in the leg by some guy. Actually, you know what? Don't watch for that. It will only creep you out.

Carla

[whooa] Keanu hardly has a starring role in this (although he is the title character) and the movie itself is a little creepy (that hole in the leg thing will probably always spook me out), but pretty generally alright. Charles Bronson & Ellen Burstyn turn in nice performances (Maury Chaykin, too) in this fact based story and Keanu shows some of that flashy (crazy) charm we've all come to love in his few minutes onscreen. And of course, Oats. Oh, Oats.

Matt